Series 5 Episode 01 – The Skank Reflex Analysis

1. Sheldon: It's not what it looks like. It's not what it looks like. Leonard: What are you grinding about磨叨, 唠叨? Sheldon: Penny's brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is dishevelled(dɪˈʃev(ə)ld/ 衣衫不整的. if you are dishevelled, your hair and clothes do not look tidy.), and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue, it's not what it looks like. Leonard: Just let it go, Sheldon. Sheldon: If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't. Now, knowing Penny那么了解她, the obvious answer is, they engaged in coitus. But, since that's what it looked like, we can rule that out. Let's put on our thinking cap, shall we? (Mimes doing so) Raj is from India, a tropical country. Third World hygiene. Parasitic infections are common, such as pinworms. Mm-hmm. The procedure for diagnosing pinworms is to wait until the subject is asleep, and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air. (Leonard spits out food) Yes, just like that. Penny could have been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites. Oh, boy. That's a true blue friend铁哥们, 太铁了(true blue I. British supporting the ideas of the British Conservative Party completely. II. mainly American completely loyal to someone or something. ). Leonard: They slept together, Sherlock. Sheldon: No, you weren't listening. She said, it's not what it looks like. Leonard: She lied. Sheldon: Oh. Well don't I look silly sitting here wearing this? 2. Sheldon: Hey. Leonard, is it awkward for you knowing that one of your dear friends had sexual intercourse with a woman you used to love in the very place you lay your head? Leonard: No, I'm fine with it. Sheldon: That sounds like sarcasm, but I'm going to disregard it, because I have an agenda. Paintball. Specifically, the interdepartmental 跨系的 tournament this weekend. Now, in order to function better as a fighting unit, I thought we should establish a chain of 一系列的 command. Now, it goes without saying that I would outrank级别高于 the three of you, but the question remains, by how much? Now, I don't see me as some four-star general, back at HQ riding a desk and playing golf with the Secretary of Defence. But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper, because that might lead you to think of me as just a regular Joe. This might take some thought好好想想. As you were( I. a military command to withdraw an order, return to the previous position, etc. II. a statement to withdraw something just said. ). Leonard: What the hell is wrong with you? Howard: Yeah, how could you do that? Raj: What is it to you跟你有什么关系, 关你什么事(Basically, it's a derisive remark (or rhetorical question) implying that the subject matter has no relevance towards the person to which this question is being directed. It's akin to the phrase "Mind your own beeswax!". )? Howard: I got his back我支持他. Raj: Yeah, right. You're just jealous because it turns out I'm Penny's number two choice after Leonard. Howard: Hey, if I wasn't engaged to Bernadette, that totally could have been me. Leonard: Please. Sheldon would have been before you, and he might not even have genitals. Raj: Why do you care so much那么在乎干什么, 在乎个什么劲? You're dating my sister, and Penny and I are in love. Leonard and Howard together: What? Sheldon: Gentlemen, if I may interject插一句, I've decided my rank will be captain. If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo, it's good enough for me. Howard: You're not in love with Penny. Raj: Yes, I am. The god Kamadeva has shot us with his flowery arrows of love. Howard: Who? Raj: He's the Hindu version of Cupid, but way better, because he rides a giant parrot. Leonard: Raj, come on. You fall in love with any girl who smiles at you. A month ago, you were writing poems about his fiancee. Howard: I'm sorry. What? Raj: Rubbish. He's talking rubbish. Leonard: Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet. Raj: That could have been about anyone. Besides, you have nothing to worry about, because now I'm the dusky half of Koothrapenny. Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing. 3. Scene: Penny's apartment. Penny has a bottle of wine. She can't find a glass. Finds a measuring jug量杯 and uses that instead. There is a knock on the door. Penny: Coming. Yup, that's good. Wine glasses should have handles. Amy: Keeping accurate track of 精确记录 your alcohol intake. Smart idea considering how trampy you get when you've had a few. Penny: You heard what I did? Amy: Well, I heard who you did. Penny: Oh, my God, I screwed up everything. I hurt Leonard, I hurt Raj, I mean, what is wrong with me? I feel like two totally different people, Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Whore. Amy: Don't be so hard on yourself. Do you know the story of Catherine the Great? Penny: No. Amy: She ruled Russia in the late seventeen hundreds, and one night, when she was feeling particularly randy( /ˈrændi/ 饥渴的 someone who feels randy wants to have sex or wants to touch someone in a sexual way. ), she used an intricate system of pulleys to have intimate relations with a horse. Penny: I'm… I'm sorry. What does this have to do with me? Amy: She engaged in interspecies hanky-panky( I. sexual activity. II. minor dishonest or illegal activities. ), and people still call her great. I'm sure your reputation can survive you shagging a little Indian boy. 4. Scene: Raj's apartment. There is a knock on the door. He opens it. Bernadette: You jerk face! What did you tell Howard? Did you say there was something going on between us? Because he thinks there is. He's completely freaking out! Raj: Please, come in. Bernadette: What the hell is wrong with you? Raj: Well, you were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me. Bernadette: I'm nice to everyone. Raj: I'm sorry. Bernadette: Damn right, you're sorry. And you tell Howard there's never been anything between us我们两个之间什么都没有. Raj: I will. Hey, Bernadette? Bernadette: What?! Raj: Do you think I have a shot with Penny? Bernadette: Of course you do. You're a cutie pie(cutie pie a cute person. an attractive person. Someone you consider the cutest/most adorable person in the world. Ivy, you're a cutie pie.). Any girl would be lucky to have you. 5. Penny: You know, I've done this before. In kindergarten, I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess, but by the time my class got out there, he was already engaged to Chelsea Himmelfarb. So what did I do? Hung upside down from the monkey bars, let all the boys see my underpants. Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to this as the skank reflex. Penny: You know what? Let's get out of here. Amy: Where are we going? Penny: Somewhere where no one's seen me naked. We may have to drive awhile. (Opens door. Sees Leonard and Sheldon. Slams it shut again.). Sheldon: Subtlety isn't her strong suit(someone's strong suit 强项. something that someone does well. Tact has never been his strong suit.), is it? Penny: Can I stay at your place for a few nights? Amy: Really? A best friend sleepover? Yay. Penny: Yeah, sure. Yay! Amy: We'll make popcorn, stay up all night and I'll teach you my secret language, Op. Penny: Sounds great. Amy: Nope. Sounds Gop Rop E A Top. Penny: Yeah, I'm gonna go pack a bag. Amy: No, you're not. You're gonna Pop A Cop Kop A Bop A Gop. 5. Leonard: Do we really have to wear this camouflage crap to play paintball? Sheldon: Who said that? Leonard, I can hear your voice, but I can't see you. Leonard: I'm not in the mood, Sheldon. Sheldon: Oh, there you are. Leonard, I know you're upset about recent events, and I have someone here to help. (Showing laptop screen) Leonard: I don't want to talk to Amy. Sheldon: No, it's not Amy. Dr Hofstadter: Hello, dear. Leonard: You called my mother? Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, is it really necessary to caption the obvious说废话? Dr Hofstadter: He's been like that since he was a toddler. Look, Mommy, a butterfly. Maddening令人崩溃, 令人疯狂, 令人发疯. Leonard: What's going on? What do you want? Dr Hofstadter: Sheldon informed me that you're experiencing an emotional upheaval起伏颠簸(a sudden or violent change, especially one that affects people's lives. Maya's been going through a period of emotional upheaval. political/social/economic upheaval. There have been massive upheavals in the telecommunications industry.), and I'm here to help. Leonard: That's so nice. Dr Hofstadter: And we're back to the obvious. Now, what's up? Leonard: Well, uh, okay, um, I don't want to get back together with Penny. We tried it, it was crazy, it didn't work, but I can't deal with the fact 受不了 that she slept with my friend Raj. And then I find out that Raj's sister Priya, who I've been going out with for eight months, is moving back to India. So I'm just completely confused and alone. Dr Hofstadter: I understand. Leonard: Got any advice? Dr Hofstadter: Yes. Buck up(Buck up I. informal 振作起来, 高兴起来. to try to make someone happier, or to become happier. I took him out to lunch to try to buck him up a bit. II. buck up or buck your ideas up British spoken used for telling someone to try harder.). Leonard: Excuse me. You're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development, and all you've got is buck up? Dr Hofstadter: Sorry. Buck up, sissy pants. Leonard: Thanks, Mother. I feel much better. Dr Hofstadter: If you need any more help from me, my books are available on Amazon. Logging off. 6 Amy: Ninety-nine, one hundred. It's like a waterfall of liquid gold. My turn. Penny: You know, I don't even know what the point of me staying in L.A. is. I haven't gotten a single acting job since I moved out here. The closest I came was last month, I got a callback for a hemorrhoid commercial. Amy: Oh, I could so see you 太适合了 being the face of haemorrhoids. Penny: I know, right? Maybe I should just move back to Nebraska. Amy: No, I can't let you do that. Penny: Why not? (There is a knock on the door). Amy: For the first time ever, I have a thriving 兴旺的, 蒸蒸日上的 social life. And no pressure, but it kind of lives and dies with you. Raj: Hi, Amy. Can I talk to Penny? Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? I wish I could tell 13-year-old me it does get better. Penny: How did you know I was here? Raj: It's all over her Facebook page. Amy: I'll take your stuff to the bedroom and clear out 清出 a drawer. Penny: Thanks. Amy: No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay? Penny: So, hi. What's up? Raj: I was wondering if you're free Friday. They're having a Totally '80s Night at the Greek. Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves and three-fifths of Kajagoogoo. Penny: Oh. Gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is… Raj: Aw, there's a thing. Penny: Look, honey, I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. We should've never slept together. It's what ruins friendships. Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Penny: Come here. Just listen to me. I want to go back to the way we were before. You know, friends. No sprinkles. Raj: Oh. All right. Penny: Thank you. Raj: Well, uh, as your friend, you might like to know that, um, we didn't have sex in the conventional sense. Penny: Oh, God. Did you pull some weird Indian crap on me? Raj: No, no. After we got undressed and jumped in bed, you, you asked if I had protection. Penny: Oh, you did, didn't you? Raj: Of course. I'm always packing( pack heat (idiomatic) To carry one or more handguns on one's person, especially in a concealed manner. "packing" means carrying a weapon, usually a firearm. being short for 'packing heat' simply means carrying a gun. Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days! packing 打包 the activity of putting your possessions into bags, cases, or boxes so that you can take or send them somewhere. We're leaving for Rome this evening and I haven't done my packing yet. a. the activity of putting goods into containers so that they can be sent somewhere and sold. the meat packing industry. a packing company/plant. packing it 吓坏了, 吓傻了. 吓呆了. 下边另一篇报道里也有用到: Used to describe a group of people who are scared. "they where packing it when the boys turned up to cover us." pack it in I. to abandon one's efforts, career, style of living, or the like. to stop doing an activity or job. to quit trying to do something; to give up trying something and quit. I was so distressed that I almost packed it in. I've had enough! I'm going to pack it in. After another 11-hour day of campaigning, Kerns is ready to pack it in. Most professional athletes want to pack it in before they lose their ability to play well. II. Fig. to go to bed. Good night. It's time for me to pack it in. We drove to a hotel and packed it in. pack them in to attract many people Her Friday night appearances at the club have been packing them in. pack somebody up to prepare someone to leave by gathering all their possessions When the teachers heard about a flood warning, they packed up the children and sent them home. pack a wallop/punch I. if someone can pack a punch, they can hit very hard when they are fighting. He's a big guy - I should imagine he can pack a fair punch. Wow, this spicy food really packs a wallop. I put a special kind of gasoline in my car because I thought it would pack a punch. It didn't. II. to have a powerful effect or influence For big flavor, a blend of cumin, chili powder, coriander, cayenne, and black pepper packs a punch. Etymology: based on the literal meaning of pack a punch (hit very hard). ). Anyway, um, I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and, that was all she wrote( that's all she wrote 戛然而止 (idiomatic, US) Indicating an abrupt termination of a project, or of one;s hopes or plans. ). Penny: So, we didn't actually… Raj: I did. It was beautiful. Penny: Oh! Raj: Penny, please, please promise me you won't tell anybody about this. Penny: Of course I won't. No, I won't. Raj: Oh, good. Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal? Penny: Sure. Raj: Cool. Can I say it fell apart because you were all, I want to have your babies, and I was like, I'm too rock and roll to be tied down束缚? Penny: No. Raj: Can I say I ruined you for white men? Penny: Also no. Raj: Okay, just the candle thing. Penny: Yeah. Raj: Cool. All right friend. Penny: Hmm. Raj: I'll see you around. Penny: Okay. Raj, wait. Thank you for being my friend. (She hugs him.) Raj: Penny? Penny: Mm-hmm? Raj: It's getting beautiful again. 6. Scene: A shed on the paintball range. Sheldon: All right, this is a Google Earth view of the field of battle. Howard: I don't see anything. Sheldon: Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready, AT&T! Okay, here we go. This is us here. To the south is Professor Loomis and the Geology Department. According to their Twitter feed, they're out of sunblock, which means they'll have to hug the tree line or risk melanoma. That's our edge优势. All we have to do is move quickly over this ridge, the rock-worshipping pasty-faced ( 面无血色的, 面孔苍白的 looking pale and sick ) bastards won't know what hit them. All right, let's move out. Leonard: Hang on, Sheldon. How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to India? Howard: Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors about my fiancee. Raj: Screw you. That was a beautifully written penis metaphor. Leonard: You know what, guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball. What do you say we just bag it(Slang I. To cease discussion of an issue: Finally in disgust I told my debating opponent to bag it. II. To bring along one's lunch, as in a paper bag: I don't like cafeteria food, so I always bag it.)? Howard: Fine with me. Raj: Sure, whatever. Sheldon: You can't quit. That's a court-martial 军事法庭 offence. That's punishable by… You can't quit. Leonard: Sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games. Sheldon: This is a game to you? Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game? Huh? Was the sack of Rome a game? Leonard: Yes, no and no. Sheldon: Wait. I just want you all to know that I forgive you. This mutiny ( 作乱犯上, 不服从命令. 拒绝接受命令. 不服从指挥. 不服从领导. a refusal by a group to accept someone's authority, especially a group of soldiers or sailors. a prison mutiny. He drove the crew to the verge of mutiny.) isn't your fault, it's mine. I haven't earned these bars. Although what I lack in leadership, apparently I more than make up for in sewing. Howard: Let it go, Sheldon. I'll get you a Jamba Juice on the way home. Sheldon: No. Jamba Juice is for heroes. And that's what we're going to be. Leonard: What are you doing? Sheldon: Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo. (Walks outside) Geology isn't a real science! (Gets hit by countless paintball pellets). Howard: Damn those sons of bitches! Leonard: Let's get 'em! Sheldon: If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started. 8. Leonard: I'd like to propose a toast to the man whose noble sacrifice inspired our victory, Captain Sheldon Cooper. Howard and Raj: Here, here. Sheldon: Excuse me. It's Major Sheldon Cooper. With my last breath用最后一口气, I awarded myself a battlefield promotion. It's kind of a big deal. Penny: Hi. You guys have a minute? Leonard: Uh, yeah, sure. Penny: Okay. Um. Well, I already talked to Raj, but I wanted to apologize to the rest of you for, you know, everything. Raj: Please, Penny, let me. We've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together be just one of those memories you have and can call to mind回忆起来 when you're feeling blue or you're in the shower. Penny: Hey, what you doing, Quick Draw(quick draw 早泄, 快枪手 The inability to hold one's sperm in for more than two minutes during: foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner. When a guy is a "one pump jump" which means he cums too fast. I wanted to have an orgasm from sex, but my boyfriend is such a quick draw that he had to go down on me when he was done. One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly. quick on the draw able to react quickly to a situation He was quick on the draw answering the reporter's questions. Usage notes: sometimes said about a person who reacts too quickly to a situation and makes serious mistakes. Etymology: based on the literal meaning of quick on the draw (able to take out and shoot a gun quickly).)? Raj: Sorry. Go on. Penny: Anyways, I wanted you guys all to know that I've been taking a really hard look at things and come to the conclusion I have to stop kidding myself欺骗自己. I suck at acting. It's time for me to move back to Nebraska. Leonard: You're leaving? Penny: Yeah. Howard: What are you going to do in Nebraska? Penny: I don't know, maybe teach acting. (Phone rings) Oh, sorry. Hold on. Hello? Leonard: Penny, Penny, listen, I hope you're not doing this 'cause of you and me, because I have a girlfriend, and you're a single woman. Penny: Shh! It's my agent, it's my agent. You're kidding. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it! Really? Oh, I'm so excited, thank you, thank you so much. Okay, bye. I got the haemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday. Sheldon: What about Nebraska? Penny: Oh, hell with Nebraska. I'm gonna be a star! Sheldon (to Leonard): Have you ever thought of teaching physics? 9. Scene: The apartment. Penny's ad is on the television. She is at a stables. Actress: Ready to ride? Penny (on screen): I don't think so, Mom. Not today. Actress: Oh, sweetie. Haemorrhoids acting up again? Penny (on screen): You don't know the half of it你简直不知道. Actress: Oh, yes, I do. Try a dab of this. Penny (on screen): Rose-scented Preparation-H for women? Actress: Now, the H is for Her. Leonard: I'm proud of you. Penny: Shh! Here comes my joke. Actress: How are you doing? Penny (on screen): Sittin' pretty.