色眯眯: 1. lurid [ljuərɪd , US lurɪd] I. 色眯眯的. [disapproval] If you say that something is lurid, you are critical of it because it involves a lot of violence, sex, or shocking detail. ...lurid accounts of Claire's sexual exploits. Some reports have contained lurid accounts of deaths and mutilations. His cousin was soon cursing luridly. II. 色彩鲜艳, 俗艳的. [disapproval] If you describe something as lurid, you do not like it because it is very brightly coloured. She took care to paint her toe nails a lurid red or orange. 2. Sleaze ( I. [uncountable] behavior that is dishonest or immoral, especially in politics or business. immoral behaviour, especially involving sex or lies Many people are tired of all the sleaze on TV. sleaze and corruption in politics. political sleaze. The party is facing sleaze allegations. II. [countable] offensive a sleazebag = sleazebucket. American English informal someone who behaves in an immoral or dishonest way. III. 色眯眯的人. a man who is sexually aggressive or forward with women to the point of disgust. He sleazed his way over to the women at the bar. sleazy adjective sleazy dealings with cash payments in brown envelopes. Sleaze aside 虽然邪恶了点, the resort grounds aren't actually too bad, with bamboo villas surrounding a pool on a pretty picturesque slice 风景如画的 of South America. 3. lecherous [ˈletʃərəs] 色情的, 色眯眯的 Given to excessive sexual activity and debauchery. having or showing excessive or offensive sexual desire. "She ignored his lecherous gaze". 旅游印度警告: You'll need to prepare for being stared at 被盯着看 - more blankly than lecherously - but it's best to avoid curious gazes 好奇的目光 since returning them can be considered flirtatious. lechery [ˈlɛtʃ(ə)ri] n. excessive or offensive sexual desire; lustfulness. "the vice of lechery". lecher [ˈlɛtʃə] a lecherous man. "a vile drunken lecher". 4. ogle [ˈouɡ(ə)l] 色眯眯的盯着, 死盯着看 [disapproval] leer at, stare at, eye up [informal], gawp at [British, slang] If you say that one person is ogling another, you disapprove of them continually staring at that person in a way that indicates a strong sexual interest. [disapproval] All she did was hang around ogling the men in the factory. Paula is not used to everyone ogling at her while she undresses backstage. to keep looking at someone in a way that is too obvious, because you think they are sexually attractive. Dan was ogling all the women as they walked past. So many oglers have flocked there that management imposed a photography ban in February, which, unsurprisingly, has been mostly ignored. 5. salacious [səˈleɪʃəs] having or conveying undue or indecent interest in sexual matters. "salacious stories". Some papers seek out extra salacious background. The tabloid newspapers love salacious gossip. 6. "Have you ever had chocolate nuts?" the drag queen asked Jonas as her decorated eyes filled with lust色眯眯的. "I remember when you were a child. But in your new videos, you're a buff bitch." She begged him to lift up his shirt and Jonas obeyed照做了. 7. Terrence: No. Anything that's said in here is between us. Um Sometimes Mr. Keating would Look at me. Look at you? In a sexual way色眯眯的看着我. Please, don't tell Professor Keating about this. I don't know what she would do. Do you think Sam really ran away? 8. However, Tim is not interested, and he is disgusted by his father's drunken, leering passes at ( leer 色眯眯的看, 色迷迷的看 to look at someone in an unpleasant way that shows you are sexually interested in them. ) the women. "So, AJ, tell us a little about
yourself," prompts the unseen director. He never shows up on camera, so I
have no idea what he looks like -- the voice is smooth, but always with a leer in it( leer
n.&v. I.A significant side glance; a glance expressive of some
passion, as malignity, amorousness, etc.; a sly or lecherous look. II.An
arch or affected glance or cast of countenance. v. 眉目传情的. 暗送秋波的. To
look with a sidelong glance, indicative especially of sexual desire or sly and malicious intent. leer at someone to gaze at someone flirtatiously or with lust. Why are you leering at that woman in the bikini? Stop leering at me!). Amy: Please, Leonard, don't leer, you have a girlfriend. 色情的. 情色的. 香艳的. 活色生香的, 性感的, 限制级的: Kinky:
Originally this word simply meant something with a bend or twist,
probably coming from the Icelandic word meaning to bend your knees. In time
the word was adopted by the criminal world to mean something that was
illicit – for example a stolen car may have been referred to as a "kinky
car". But then in 1959, Colin MacInnes changed the meaning of the word
for ever. In his book Absolute Beginners, he says: "Suze [...] meets
lots of kinky characters [...] and acts as agent for me, getting orders
from them for my pornographic photos." From that time on the word was
associated with the steamy ( I. very hot and often full of steam. warm and humid; full of steam. My glasses fogged up when I walked into the steamy room. II. informal sexually exciting. erotic. Her latest novel was very steamy, but still managed to top the charts. I'm having a steamy affair with an Armenian boxer. a steamy 活色生香的, 色情的, 香艳的 love scene. The two take an Amtrak passenger train to get there (using fake IDs provided by their friend Gilly) and confess their feelings for each other, followed by a very steamy sexually arousing kiss. rowdy 闹哄哄的, 闹腾的, 乱哄哄的, 吵闹不休的 noisy and disorderly. rough and disorderly; riotous or just boisterous. rowdy teenagers; a rowdy beer party. a rowdy gang of football supporters. "it was a rowdy but good-natured crowd". He has complained about rowdy neighbours. The owner kept a baseball bat to deal with rowdies. rowdy behavior. racy (ˈreɪsɪ)
I. (of a person's manner, literary style, etc) having a distinctively
lively and spirited quality; fresh. II. having a characteristic or
distinctive flavour: a racy wine. III. 色色的, suggestive; slightly indecent; risqué. Mildly risque, exciting. She
wore a racy dress that was just barely appropriate for the occasion. a
racy comedy. Her novels may be racy but they don't fight shy of larger
issues. risqué (rɪˈskeɪ) adj. daringly close to indelicacy or impropriety; off-color: a risqué story. saucy adjective British English [ˈsɔ:si] I. 色情的. 带色的. 限制级的. saucy pictures, jokes etc refer to sex in a way that is funny. Mildly erotic. My wife and I enjoyed the dancing, but she found it a little too saucy. a saucy postcard. Did you see the interview Miranda Kerr has done with GQ, it's a bit saucy. II. old-fashioned
没大没小的. someone who is saucy shows little respect for people in
authority. Impertinent or disrespectful, often in a way that is regarded
as entertaining or amusing; smart. She is a loud, saucy child who doesn't show a lot of respect to her elders. Don't you get saucy with me! bawdy (ˈbɔ:dɪ) 带色的, 色情的 (of language, plays, etc) containing references to sex, esp to be humorous. raunchy (ˈrɔ:ntʃɪ) adj I. openly sexual; lusty; earthy. Beyonce's new song is very raunchy. II. US slovenly or untidy. sexually explicit赤裸裸的, rude, blue, dirty, gross, crude, erotic, obscene猥亵的, 淫秽的, coarse, filthy, indecent, vulgar, improper, steamy (informal), pornographic, raunchy (U.S. slang), suggestive, racy, lewd, risqué, X-rated限制级的, erotic, (informal), salacious, prurient, lascivious, smutty, lustful, lecherous, ribald, libidinous, licentious, indelicate, near the knuckle (informal), indecorous We got arrested once, for singing bawdy songs in a cemetery. 关于JLo新专辑A.K.A封面的报道: Bondage babe! JLo reveals raunchy nearly nude album cover...see it here. Woah! Jennifer Lopez has debuted her latest album cover and it's super, SUPER racy. ) side of sex. explicit /ɪkˈsplɪsɪt/ I. said or explained in an extremely clear way, so that you cannot doubt what is meant. an explicit statement/warning/threat. explicit instructions/directions. make something explicit 明确的, 说明白了, 明说, 明确表述, 明白的说: Possible side effects should be made explicit. a. if someone is explicit, they say or explain something in a very clear direct way. Can you be a little more explicit? explicit about: He is being very explicit about his dissatisfaction with the company. II. showing or describing sex or violence with a lot of detail. the film's explicit sex scenes. explicitly： Nothing in the contract says explicitly how its terms will be enforced. The violence is never explicitly shown. 7. Underhand: Underhand means "surreptitious" or on the sly ( underhand = underhanded 下三滥的, 偷偷摸摸的 British English secret and dishonest. underhand tactics to increase his power. surreptitious [ˌsʌrəpˈtɪʃəs] 偷偷的 done or made secretly, so that others will not notice. Stealthy, furtive, well hidden, covert (especially movements). a surreptitious glance. covert (adj. [ˈkouvərt] 注意发音 n. [ˈkʌv ərt]). Not openly practiced, avowed, engaged in, accumulated, or shown: covert military operations; covert funding for the rebels. overt (əuˈvɜːt)重音在第二个音节 I. 公开的, 不掩饰的. Open and observable; not hidden, concealed, or secret: overt hostility; overt intelligence gathering. II. Of, relating to, or being military or intelligence operations sanctioned or mandated by Congress: overt aid to the rebels. stealthy 悄无声息的 Characterized by or resembling stealth or secrecy. sneak I. One who sneaks; one who moves stealthily to acquire an item or information. My little brother is such a sneak - yesterday I caught him trying to look through my diary. II. A cheat; a con artist; a trickster. I can't believe I gave that sneak $50 for a ticket when they were selling for $20 at the front gate. III. An informer; a tell-tale. sneaky Difficult to catch due to constantly outwitting the adversaries. Catching those thieves will be hard, they're so sneaky they keep deluding us. II. dishonest; deceitful. ). The Chambers Dictionary also adds "with the hand below the elbow or shoulder" which would suggest doing something on the sly with your hand while distracting the eye.
8. Bob's Your Uncle: Bob's your Uncle generally means that something is
simple or easy or a "job done". It is most likely that this phrase came
about as a result of nepotism (family favoritism).
In the late 1800s, Lord Salisbury (first name Robert) was
prime-minister of Great Britain. After his third term he was succeeded
by his nephew Arthur. Arthur had been made Chief Secretary of Ireland in
1886 which caused some scandal. Suspicions arose that Robert was favoring his nephew Arthur. The term "Bob's your uncle" could be used at the time as a sly reference to this charge of nepotism. risque VS racy区分: Grammar: Both are adjectives but "racy" is comparative (racier, raciest) while "risqué" is not. The word "racy" meaning "(of speech, writing, or behavior) lively, entertaining, and typically mildly titillating sexually" was first recorded in 1667 while "risqué", meaning "slightly indecent or liable to shock, esp. by being sexually suggestive" is from 1867. Meaning and use: The origin of racy was connected to a meaning of "having vigor" (energetic) or "having a characteristic taste" (flavor/style). So, "racy" focuses more on the style/quality of the speech/movie/play, etc. For example, this is a hilarious play while that one is slightly racy. It is just describing the style of the play. "risqué", on the other hand, comes from French "risquer" meaning "risky". So, "risqué" focuses more on the danger of the speech/action/show, etc. For example, "the play was considered so risqué at the time that the police often attended to make certain there was no obscenity. So, "racy" is slightly more positive than "risqué" as "racy" focuses on the exciting nature of the thing being described while "risqué" focuses on the borderline obscenity of it. TV shows that we can watch in primetime like Sex and the City are "racy". Mainstream movies with nudity might be considered "risqué".
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can't wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together. Monica: You're really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells he's wearing.) (Joey and Phoebe burst forth from his apartment.) Phoebe: Hi! Joey: Hey! You're back! (Hugs and kisses all around.) Monica: Hi sweetie! Phoebe: Come on in! (They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachel's forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.) Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon? Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back. Phoebe: That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger. Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too! Chandler: They're terrific, and they live right here in the city. Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call. Chandler: I'm sorry, we're just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with. Monica: I know. Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people? Monica: This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship. Phoebe: Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, I'm Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg. Chandler: Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance… Joey: Y'know what? Why don't you just give us our souvenirs 小礼物 and get the hell out of here? Chandler: We really…didn't get a chance to… Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me! Monica: We didn't get anything for anyone. Joey: Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace! Monica: That you can have. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.] Rachel: Hi! All: Hey! Ross: Hello! Rachel: Welcome home. Ross: So, how was the honeymoon? Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you're having a baby! Rachel: Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture! Monica: Oh great! (Shows them the picture.) Chandler: Ross! It's got your wavy black lines! Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y'know how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen? Phoebe: Monica! That's not right! Start with where. (Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.) Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there 'cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey. Joey: You're welcome buddy. Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.) Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me( to behave towards someone in a way that shows you would like to have a sexual relationship with them. if someone comes on to another person, they make it very clear that they are sexually interested in them. The way she was coming on to Jack, I'm amazed he managed to get out alive! come onto/to something to start to deal with a new subject in a discussion. to start talking about a new subject I'll come on to this question in a few moments. We'll come on to the politics of the situation in a moment. ). Ross: (laughs) Umm that's…that's a little misleading. Rachel: What is? Ross: The lie you just told. Rachel: That you came on to me? Ross: There's the one! Rachel: But you did! I mean, let's be honest. Ross: Yes let's. Y'know what? Uh, it's not important. What is important is that, is that we're having a baby. And it's not—Doesn't matter who came on to who. Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) That's right. Rachel: You know you kissed me first. Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You were sending me signals all over the place! Rachel: I was sending you signals? Ross: Yeah! Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.) Ross: Y'know what?! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you believe! What matters is what happened! Rachel: Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, 'cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now? Ross: Y'know what? Y'know what? Rachel, just drop it 别再提了. Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you! Ross: I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) It's an expression. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.] Phoebe: I can't believe he taped the two of them having sex! Joey: Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake. Chandler: Y'know who has a great video camera? Phoebe: (nasally) Greg and Jenny? Monica: Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em. Chandler: Let's call 'em. Joey: Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs! (Monica goes over and dials their number.) Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli? Joey: Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin' to that place. Monica: (on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up) Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.) Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) It's the deli again! Joey: All right! I'll have a sandwich! Monica: (hangs up) I don't think this number's right! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.) Chandler: What? Phoebe: You got fake numbered. Monica: What?! People don't do that! Joey: Oh I think we do. Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that? Chandler: I don't know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions. Monica: And you've never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot! Joey: Y'know what? Don't worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe. Phoebe: Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects 不要了的, 淘汰了的, 挑剩下的. Ross: (entering) Rachel won't talk to me! She won't even open the door! Phoebe: Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert! Ross: Okay, listen I am not a pervert! Phoebe: That's like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that! Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here's what happened, and Joey you can back me up on this 作证, 证明我说的话. All right, about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing. Joey: Personal thing? What personal thing? I don't know. Ross: About…about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadn't had sex in months? Joey: (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin' about. Six Weeks Earlier [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.] Ross: Hey! Joey: Hey. Ross: Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm, I'm really uncomfortable talking about. Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom? Ross: I actually had a topic in mind! I'm, I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise. Joey: Whoa, for like months? Ross: Five to be lying, six. Joey: Six months? Whoa that's rough. Ross: Well, I mean it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky. Joey: The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I'm scared for my health! Joey: Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It's this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they're like putty 腻, 任你拿捏, 由你处置(a person who is easily influenced or persuaded. he's putty in her hands. ). Ross: Really? Well then tell it to me. Joey: Okay. Now you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story. Ross: (sarcastic) I'll try to control myself. Joey: Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe… Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe? Joey: Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.) Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. I'm sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and? Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing 开阔地带, 空旷的地方(A clearing is a small area in a forest where there are no trees or bushes. A helicopter landed in a clearing in the dense jungle. [+ in]) and there was a lake, very secluded 与世隔绝的, 远离尘嚣的. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying… Ross: (intently listening) Why? [Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they're drinking wine.] Kristen: Umm, this is great wine. Ross: It's from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y'know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe. Kristen: Really? Ross: Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona. Kristen: I studied for a year in Barcelona. (Ross is stunned and worried.) Ross: Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking… Kristen: I love hiking! Ross: (whines) Oh that's great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo…Kristen: I think its Tibidabo. Ross: Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?! [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.] Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go? Ross: Great! I'm across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks! Joey: Hey! Look, if it didn't work it's because you didn't tell it right! Show me how you did it. Ross: No! No, I don't…don't want to. Joey: How long since you've seen a girl naked? Ross: I was backpacking across Western Europe. Joey: I'm not feeling it. Ross: I was just outside Barcelona, hiking… Joey: No! No! No Ross! I'm not hot! Are you hot? Ross: It's been six months! I'm always hot 发情! Joey: Well you're not selling the story! It's like; it's like you don't believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I'm preparing for an audition. Okay? I'll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you're doing wrong. Ross: I'll try that. Joey: All right now… All right, you're all set up. You're good to go. Just hit record. All right? Ross: Thanks. Joey: Good luck. Ross: Thanks. And hey Joe? Joey: Yeah? Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I'll help you out. Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.) (Ross pours himself a glass of wine, hits record, and sits down in front of the camera.) Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel! Rachel: Oh Ross! Ross: Hi! Rachel: Thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself? Ross: That's less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was. (They sit down on the couch, which is in front of the still recording camera.) Ross: (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything. (Pause) Chandler: Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.) Monica: Yeah, definitely. Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me! Joey: Y'know what? This is not fair to her. Let's just forget the tape! Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "You'll show me right?") No! Joey: You're right. (Mouths, "I know you'll show me, right?) Ross: Joey! No! Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "You'll show me," and nods.) (Ross storms out.) [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.] Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number. Joey: Y'know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn't give you real names either. Monica: Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers(I. If you give out a number of things 分发, you distribute them among a group of people. There were people at the entrance giving out leaflets. II. If you give out information, you make it known to people. He wouldn't give out any information. How often do you give your phone number out 透漏, 给别人信息? III. If a piece of equipment or part of the body gives out, it stops working. All machines give out 寿终正寝 eventually. One of his lungs gave out entirely. IV. If you give out something such as a scream or a sigh, you sigh, scream, or make some other sound. [written] He gave out 发出 a scream of pain. ), but they don't give out fake names. Joey: Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you. Phoebe: Regina Philange. (Ken and Regina shake hands.) Chandler: I still don't get it, we didn't do anything wrong. Monica: I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes. Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke! Monica: (rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.) Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions. Monica: What about my questions? Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler! Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Was that another joke? Chandler: (angrily) Was that another question? Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here? Joey: Uh no Rach, he's gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake 是不小心的, 无心之失, 无心之过, 不是故意的. Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly (lurid [ljʊərɪd , US lʊrɪd] I. 色眯眯的. [disapproval] If you say that something is lurid, you are critical of it because it involves a lot of violence, sex, or shocking detail. ...lurid accounts of Claire's sexual exploits. Some reports have contained lurid accounts of deaths and mutilations. His cousin was soon cursing luridly. II. 色彩鲜艳, 俗艳的. [disapproval] If you describe something as lurid, you do not like it because it is very brightly coloured. She took care to paint her toe nails a lurid red or orange.) ) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village. Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn't even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.) Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You don't want to see this do you? Monica: Hell yeah!!! Rachel: I am not gonna show you this! Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it. Ross: Forget it, she's destroying it. Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! We'll just have to think of some other way to put the whole 'Who came onto who,' thing to rest 一劳永逸的解决! Come on now, think!! Ross: Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It's Rachel's tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story. Rachel: I wanna see it. Ross: What?! Rachel: Clearly you don't want people to see this tape. Now I don't want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it. You see? Joey: (confused) Are we watchin' the tape or not?! Ross: I don't want people to see it for your sake. Rachel: Ahh, I don't believe you. I think you don't want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR) Ross: Rachel, please… Rachel: Ah, a little preview! Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road 高姿态, because in about five minutes I'm gonna be saying…(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.) (They both sit down.) Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.) Ross: (on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything? Joey: (To Phoebe) I'm so happy! [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the scene is continued from earlier.] Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself? Rachel: There I am. Phoebe: You're gonna get pregnant. Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I… Ross: (on tape) You didn't do it? Rachel: (on tape) I know—I had put them in…in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today. (Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.) Monica: (taking Rachel's hand) Sweetie okay. It's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine. Rachel: Kinda hurtin' my hand though. Monica: I know. Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh…oh-oh-oh… (Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.) Chandler: Did you do it on our invitations?! Ross: (pause) Not on the ones we sent out. Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.) (Rachel stops fast forwarding.) Rachel: (on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged. Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would've gone through with it 真的会去做吗? Y'know, if we hadn't gotten caught. Do you think we would've done it? Ross: (on tape) I mean I…I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn't sure if you wanted to. Rachel: (on tape) Oh I wanted to. (Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.) Ross: (on tape) So we…we both wanted to. Rachel: (on tape) Interesting. Ross: (on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best. Rachel: (on tape) Oh yeah, sure. Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds you're gonna see him kiss me. Ross: And in about five seconds you're gonna see why. Rachel: (on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe? (Joey's shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.) Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin'! Phoebe: Oh, you came on to Ross! Rachel: What?! Ross: Now I'm so happy. Rachel: What are you talking about?! Monica: You used the Europe story! Chandler: That's the magic story you use when you wanna have sex! Rachel: How do you know about that story?! Joey: How do you know about that story?! Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy! Joey: (raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.) Rachel: No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams. Joey: (raises his hand and points to himself again) Ken Adams!! [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.] Ross: Hi. Rachel: So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story? Ross: Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn't matter. I mean, I think it would've happened either way. I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've. Rachel: It was an amazing night. Ross: It was. It was an amazing night. (Pause) Rachel: You think it looked amazing? Ross: I uh… I don't know. I mean I…I honestly didn't watch it. Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet… Ross: Uhhhhhh…that-that may be weird. Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird. (Ross grabs the tape and heads for the VCR as Rachel goes over and puts the chain on the door and locks it.) Ross: Good luck. Rachel: Good luck to you. (Ross pushes play.) Ross: Mind if I mute? Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.) Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes. Rachel: You are undressing very quickly. Ross: Six months Rachel, six months. Ross and Rachel: Ah. (Pause) Oh. Ross: Hey. We-we look…we look pretty good. Rachel: That's what I was gonna say. Ross: Oh nice tan! Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend. Ross: Ah…. Rachel: Have you been working out? Ross: I have been working out. Rachel: Really? Wow, this is so much better than I… Ross and Rachel: Ohh! Ew! Ross: Oh that's not pretty. Rachel: Oh! Oh! Ross: No! Rachel: Oh God! Ross: Oh no! Rachel: Oh, make it stop! Ross: Oh no!! Rachel: Make it stop 按停!! Ross: No!! Rachel: Have to make it stop!! Ross: No!!! (They both get out of the chair and run for the VCR.) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5… (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jenny's been giving it out since they moved! Chandler: Jenny! That is so Jenny! Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Y'know what Greg? Y'know what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny can't see that then… (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) We'll see you then! (Listens) Okay! (She hangs up the phone and they hug.)
