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For Guy Virgins: Basic Things No One Told Me About Sex
I lost my virginity later than the average guy. Before I got laid(to have sex He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.) for the first time I had read a fair amount about sex. I also looked at tons of porn on the internet and through my PlayStation 2's handy DVD player. All in all总之, I thought even though I had never done it myself, I knew most of what there was to know about sex.
Then I started having it and I kept discovering all these basic things that had somehow passed me by. In all the stuff I read and watched these things never came up. I never heard anyone talking about them either. I guess they assumed that the audience was already having sex and that knowing these things was a given(假设 within a given time在一定期间内, given size规定尺寸, G-good weather ....倘若天气好, ... Given that...假设..). And it seems that porn glosses some things over掩盖 or does not reflect what actual sex is like. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. So here's my list of basic sexual stuff that I only found out about when I came across it myself.
From reading and watching porn I thought positions like missionary, doggy style, woman-on-top, etc. were simple, cut-and-dry(cut-and-dried(also cut-and-dry) 1. 已有定论的if a decision or agreement is cut-and-dried, it is final and will not be changed. Although a deal has been agreed, it is not yet cut-and-dried. 2. 清楚明白的if a subject, situation, or idea is cut-and-dried, it is clear and easy to understand. The human rights issue is by no means cut-and-dried.) things. I soon found out that each one has tons of subtle variations微妙的变化 based on things like how you position your legs, the position of her legs, how deep inside her you are in a resting position, the angle you're thrusting in, how your bodies fit together, and so on and so on. For example, if you're in the missionary position: If you rest on your elbows you'll enter her at one angle and be able to thrust in a certain way. If you straighten your arms and rest on your hands you'll thrust at a different angle. If your upper body is parallel to hers things'll go one way. If you raise your torso up to around 45 degrees things'll be slightly different.
You probably know that the vagina secretes(secrete v. 隐藏, 隐匿 分泌) a natural lubricant and that women get 'wet'. I knew that basic fact too, but I learned some more things about the process firsthand第一手地. It runs out at some point and she'll get dry, and eventually uncomfortable, during sex. Sometimes you have to pull out and apply some lube. If you're going at in the missionary position, it may run out on to the bed and leave a wet spot on the sheets that's a bit white when it dries.
If you watch porn you may wonder why the guy's erection is sometimes slow to grow. You're thinking that if you were in his shoes如果换他做你 you'd be as hard as a rock in a second. Nope, the same thing will happen to you. Once the intial thrill of hooking up with this girl/girls in general wears off(逐渐减弱), your erection will often start to get soft when your penis isn't being directly stimulated. Being drunk, being distracted分神, and bad technique on the girl's part can contribute to your not getting it up quickly. After putting on a condom you may need to jerk yourself off for a second to get it a bit harder before you stick it in her. And another thing, even if you know where you need to go visually, the vaginal entrance can be smaller and tighter than you think so you may not feel exactly where you need to insert the tip of your penis.
You may also watch porn and wonder why the guy sometimes has to jerk off for a few minutes before delivering the money shot. You're thinking if you were in that position you'd pop off no problem. Again, the same thing may happen to you. Sometimes you'll be having sex/getting a blowjob/jerking off and you won't be able to cum. If the stimulation isn't effective it can happen. If you put too much pressure on yourself to orgasm on demand it can happen. The more common stereotype更常见的误解是 is that men finish too quickly and that they have to think about stuff like baseball in order to last any real length of time. But not being able to cum happens too. Not all guys are losers who are done in thirty seconds. Finishing too soon definitely happens, but not every single time.
Minor injuries:Someone's hair my get accidentally pulled扯下来 or caught. Someone may clumsily fall over as you're changing positions. You may hit your head against the headboard. Your knees and elbows can get sore疼痛的 after a while from rubbing on the bed/floor/etc. You may get scratches, bruises, pulled hair (purposely this time), and bite marks. That's cool.
You may have heard guys complain about condoms, saying they kill the mood破坏情绪 or whatever. It's true, they are kind of annoying. You can't smoothly progress from foreplay to sex. You have to stop the action to go grab a condom, open it, and then put it on.
Messiness: The woman's lubrication is going to dribble滴下 all over the place and possibly stain the sheets. Someone is going to get semen on them at some point. Condom wrappers are going to litter the ground. Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things. If you have a good session, when you're done you're going to be sweaty, red faced, tired, and a bit out of it. Your hair will be messed up, gross stray hairs will be stuck to your skin. You'll have a bit of cum dribbling out of your dick. The sheets and pillows will be all over the place到处都是, and the bed will have a wet spot on it.
General differences from masturbation and porn: When you're using your imagination you keep flipping between different scenarios until you hit on one that does it for you. When you watch porn you probably skip around between different DVD scenes or online clips until you hit on one that turns you on the most. Also, when you watch porn you can mistakingly associate the visual act you're witnessing with the sensations you're giving yourself. For example, say you have a thing for titty fucking scenes in porn. And let's say as you're watching, you're masturbating in a fast, intense manner. You know your body so of course it's going to feel good. But actual titty fucking probably doesn't feel like your fast, intense, just-right怎么都对的 wanking. The true physical sensations may or may not be your cup of tea. You may find them too slow or soft for your tastes and be disappointed in the real thing.
S&&&x stories
He was wearing tight blue jeans蓝色紧身 that were bulging to the point of(达到...的程度) looking painful.
In the first lap第一圈 of this track race, I felt pretty numb. There was way too much adrenaline coursing through my veins肾上腺素分泌旺盛(Substance secreted分泌 by the body when someone is experiencing fear,excitement...you get energized, blood rushes血流加速 through you and your heart beats faster心跳加快. Useful for fights, as when you have an adrenaline rush you hardly feel punches and your blows will hit much harder. He started pushing me and shoving me, and I got adrenaline stacked up. The rage and adrenaline led me to beating his ass, and I'm lighter and smaller than he is. I was excited,everybody was screaming the adrenaline was pumping. The fans were jubilant, raucous, their adrenaline running high. adrenaline rush(rush可为n. or v.)表示一时血涌). I tried to relax and hold back on the pace because I knew that if my first lap was too fast, I would run out of fuel before the finish. But because of all the adrenaline, I still felt out of control. I couldn't relax and find a rhythm until more than halfway through lap 2. The adrenaline finally starts to wear off during lap 2. As I finished lap 2, the numbness was quickly replaced by discomfort.
I had driven for several days and was quite tired and was looking for a rest stop(高速路上的停车休息区) to wash up and maybe grab a bit to eat找点吃的. I saw a large exit sign and pulled off the highway into a large rest area. The washroom was quite large, with 4 urinals小便池 and 4 stalls蹲位(partition).
He dropped his athletic running pants and pushed them all the way down to his ankles. Another good sign暗示 that he might be into可能喜欢做某事 having his dixk sucked. I leaned forward just a little to peek through the gloryhole(A glory hole is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths(录像厅的隔间) for men or women to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate.), a rock hard coxk was jutted突出, 伸出 straight up from between his legs, foreskin half retracted and dripping thick threads to clear slimy黏黏的 precum.
He fumbled摸索 a little. He was also wearing a tight fitting紧身的 standard white t-shirt. Which he had pulled up over his head and was tucked打摺,卷起 behind his neck. I moved the head of my coxk up and down past the puckering多皱的 hole several times, teasing her调戏, then pushed forward, giving her just the head.
S#$X Scenes in Movie
About 30 minutes into the film, we are privy to his gorgeous body in the reflection of a mirror在镜子的反光里 as he steps out of the shower, loosely toweling his lower body. As the towel sways we get a brief but delicious view of his uncut co^$ck (flaccid软弱无力的) amongst a thick bush of dark pubic hair. (This scene will probably be better on DVD, as the shot is quick and partially obscured by his pubes- the pause/zoom button will hopefully take care of that. But still, it’s Heath’s co%$ck!) My only real quibble(双关, 吹毛求疵) is that in the next few moments we are cheated out of a full on view of his supple柔软的, pink butt cheeks. Granted我承认, he does give a titillating(titillate 1. 用轻轻触摸的方式刺激使觉得痒或难耐 2. 挑逗) side view that clearly shows his right cheek and a little bit of his crack(cleavage股沟)- a woman sitting by the mirror blocks any further view. But ultimately it’s a great scene and a fascinating film. Ledger can always be counted on for smoldering(1. 闷燃 2. 郁积 Revolution smoldered in the masses革命力量在群众中酝酿积累着) virility男子气 (and great acting).
It's hard to say which of these two boys I like the most. Heath is certainly the hunkier(hunky Having a well-developed physique; sexually attractive体格非常强健的,非常性感吸引人的) of the two with chiseled good looks, while Jake is the kind of guy you'd love to wake up next to for the rest of your life (in some fantasy universe, of course.) I'm sure others will disagree with me. But I digress跑题离题. Incidentally(附带地, 顺便提及), Jake the actor didn't join Heath for this naked jump off a short cliff; Jake opted for a body double替身 for this scene.
In this rather funny scene, Ledger hires a prostitute. He pulls down his pants and we see his ass for a couple of seconds before he starts screwing her from behind. It's over pretty quick, but any nudity from the very attractive Mr. Ledger is appreciated.
Sorry ladies, you won't catch Brad Pitt in the buff(裸身) anytime soon - at least not on the big screen. "I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career]," Pitt reportedly said in an interview with the BBC.